May 28, 2005

Weapon Of Mass Discomfort

I have the perfect remedy for catching terrorists and insurgents. Why hasn't anyone thought of this before! It's fail proof!

What is some of the worst pain you have ever experienced in your life? Think carefully. Think cold. Think blinding pain.

Think convenience store.

That's right. The horrifying headache you get from drinking your Slurpee too fast. So my solution to the war on terror is to erect 7-11's in their countries on every other corner. Think about it. They would totally drink it as long as you tell them Allah requests it. It's hotter than hell where they live and they would welcome a cool, refreshing, sugary, fruit flavored drink. Then, about 30 seconds to one minute after they start drinking one, we swoop in and take them all prisoner. They won't be able to fight back because they will be incapacitated with brain freeze.

Hot damn I'm a genius.

[link found on Cruel Site]

Posted by S. Faolan Wolf at May 28, 2005 01:29 AM

You're right - I get that with ice-cream sometimes and it's helluva painful. Good idea ;-)

Posted by: Ruth at May 28, 2005 02:44 AM

That's a good idea. Then they can suffer from the next to the worst kind of pain. A toothache from all the cavities.

Posted by: Crazy Like A Fox at May 29, 2005 11:15 PM
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