May 24, 2005

Beauty Queen

We've all had our days. Days where we're not feeling particularly attractive or just feeling blah about things. Hell, some of you could be experiencing those types of feelings today. I hate to see my readers suffer so as a public service, I will be linking to two photos which will guarantee to instantly make you look like the stunning hot toddy that you are.

**You are more smokin' than you think**

Exhibit A

Whether or not he is found guilty of the charges, he is most certainly guilty of sight pollution. I could not serve on that jury. Seriously. My answer to the judge would be truthful: "Your honor, nothing his lawyer says will sway my opinion about his guilt simply because his hair is so hideous that I've already convinced myself he's gone mad."

Exhibit B

This is still yet undetermined but it supposedly shows up in the Ohio sex offender registry. When I went there I saw the entry but the image wouldn't come up. That doesn't mean anything though. They may have taken it down due to the surge in traffic. Looks pretty authentic though.

So you see? You, my little pets, are gorgeous! You are brilliantly beautiful. Sexy, sultry and steamy. Because you are not them. Now don't you feel better?

My work here is done.

Posted by S. Faolan Wolf at May 24, 2005 03:22 PM

Thanks. I feel better already.

Posted by: JJ at May 24, 2005 09:32 PM

OMG!! I wonder what Spector thinks he looks like?

Posted by: Ruth at May 24, 2005 10:06 PM

I am a sexy beeoch!

Posted by: mary at May 25, 2005 10:34 AM

Exhibit A: Phil pays someone to do his hair - what sort of "hair care professional" recommends that?

Exhibit B: Sumpin Rong wid dat boy.

Posted by: Jeffro at May 26, 2005 02:37 AM
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