May 19, 2005

Superstar Genius

On today's episode of Britney says, Britney speaks about being with child:

"Eating for two is so much fun; I get to eat lots and lots!"

Her brilliance is blinding.

**Fun Activity Alert!!**

Hiya Kids! Carefully cut along the dotted line and present this, (along with the Mariah Carey statement about how she wishes she were as thin as the starving children in Africa), in your argument to your parents on why you don't need to go to college because you're going to be a pop star instead! It's guaranteed to drive your point home! And remember, don't run with the scissors!

Posted by S. Faolan Wolf at May 19, 2005 03:04 PM

I've had this theory about Britney. I thought perhaps the whole 'dumb' thing was just an act for her teeny-bopper fans - maybe behind closed doors she was actually somewhat smart. But no. Britney proved me wrong.

Posted by: JJ at May 19, 2005 04:06 PM

I had the same theory. If she's so damn stupid, how could she be so successful, that's what I keep wondering. How, I ask myself? It's so unfair! I'm so brilliant, and I toil and slave over my art, and I get nowhere. The only thing saving me from the brink of hopelesness was the belief that Britney was actually a genius. But now, now what can I hang on to? Oh, woe.

Posted by: Viki at May 20, 2005 08:27 AM
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