Nothing says "classy neighborhood" like coming home, throwing the windows open to let in the cool breezes and hearing three 10 year old boys playing hide and seek around the apartment complex, running and shouting out things like:
"Hurry the fuck up asshole!"
"I hope you go to hell!"
"Shut up you fucker!"
and my personal favorite:
"Open the door! Let me in you fucking bitch!", from one little 10 year old boy to another.
Ahhh...youth; so fresh faced, so gentle, so charming. And to think that their parents are sitting inside, chain smoking at the dining room table the entire time.
Well, at least they're around.
Posted by S. Faolan Wolf at April 21, 2005 08:25 PMI had the pleasure of listening to a "mother" berate her 11 year old with a profanity laced diatribe that included calling him an F'ing idiot. All because while playing with the hose he got some water or the car she had just finished toweling off.
I think your neglected neighbor child might be better off.
Posted by: Stephen Macklin at April 23, 2005 11:25 AM